I was flipping through the older pages of my blog a little while ago (yes, there was a reason for it; something I’ll be discussing at a later date) and came across a few entries I posted while I was in the middle of writing or editing Waiting For Spring. I thought some of you might be interested in reading them. Here they are, in the order they were posted:

• Febrary 28, 2006: This was when I first dipped my toe into novel-writing waters. The post itself is rather boring, but the comments section reveals a nascent image of Tess (and my still-fresh resentment at the defection of Johnny Damon from my Beloved Red Sox to the Team From New York That Shall Not Be Named): A Novel Idea.
• March 23, 2006: While I was in the middle of writing my first draft and needed some help. (It’s kind of funny, because I was at a point when I wasn’t exactly sure how a certain plot line would be resolved.) Where’s a Lawyer When You Need One?
• October 19, 2007: A house of inspiration: This Old House.
• March 31, 2008: I posted WFS online at a Google Pages website in early March of 2008, while I was still querying agents. By this point I’d heard “I love it, but don’t think I can market it” several times, and decided to put it out there to see what people thought. I started getting emails within a week of the site going live, and many of them included fairly in-depth questions about WFS. It’s what gave me the courage to eventually forsake the traditional publishing path and put my book out on my own. Boa Constrictors From The Inside is my first answering-a-reader’s-question post.

My flash fiction piece, “Reflection,” won a spot in the Editor Unleashed/Smashwords Flash Fiction 40 contest! What it means is that my story will be included along with 39 others in an anthology that will be published through Smashwords later on this year. And I won twenty-five bucks. Whoo hoo! 

The announcement is here: http://editorunleashed.com/2009/06/29/flash-fiction-40-contest-winners/

“Reflection” is here, if you’re interested in reading it: http://editorunleashed.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1167

There are a lot of really great stories there. If you’ve got the time, it’s worth taking a look.

 Today, I was able to send a check to Spruce Run in the amount of $250.oo (US funds). This included the royalties from the Amazon version of Waiting For Spring – both the trade paperback and Kindle versions – as well as royalties from the ‘set your own price’ tip jar at Smashwords.

In other words, it was because of YOU.

So thank you all, from the bottom of my heart.

All proceeds from the sale of Waiting For Spring will continue to be donated to Spruce Run, a domestic abuse project here in Maine that provides information and support to all people affected by domestic abuse. If you wish to donate to them directly, click this link. Or you can donate directly to a domestic abuse project or shelter near you.

“I’ll admit that I didn’t have very high expectations for this book – I’m not sure why. But I was so completely wrong, it floored me.

The writer’s voice is clear throughout the entire story, drawing you in, creating such real characters that I couldn’t force myself to go to bed without reading one more page, one more chapter. So many of Tess’ thoughts could have come from my own mind, her actions so clearly desperate. You could feel her fear, her insecurity. The way her thoughts mingled with her words, overlapping each other, just like they do in our own heads. Rarely have I read an author that could pull that off without seeming stilted and forced, until R.J. Keller.

While the storyline followed a completely possible and realistic path, there still managed to be many moments of surprise, not believing that something had actually happened.

Now I’m off to find out when I can expect something new from this author.”

 ~ Kay at GoodReads

An article of mine is up on Publishing Renaissance. Warning: pompous blowharding and/or pontificating be there.

“Someone Is Wrong On The Internet!”

Mr. Stacey Cochran interviewed me earlier today about “Waiting For Spring.”

It was SO much fun! He really put me at ease, and had some excellent, thought-provoking questions. I attempted to answer them without sounding like a pinhead.

Did I succeed? You be the judge.

And thanks again, Stacey!!!

I recently had the privilege of contributing an article about Mr. Terry Gilliam to the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Support Site. It’s entitled “Smashing the Cookie Cutter.” Go on over and check it out.

While you’re there you can browse through the other articles, pictures, and videos. I can’t begin to tell you how much I’m looking forward to seeing this movie, and how much I HOPE a U.S. distributor picks it up. It’s one of those movies you’re gonna want to see on the big screen.

Tomorrow I’m going to be interviewed by Mr. Stacey Cochran for his website, Online Book Review. It’s going to be a video interview over da webcam, which means I actually have to do my hair and my make up and get out of my pajamas.

And try not to snort when I laugh. That’s going to be the hardest part, I think.

But I’m very excited to have the chance to talk about my book; the process of writing it and about my decision to publish it myself, and to make it available as an e-book.

I’ll let you know when it’s posted.

*From “I Know Things Now” – Into The Woods

You may remember that a few weeks ago we snorted with laughter at the Total Eclipse of the Heart literal video. This past Thursday, Simon Owens of Bloggasm posted an interview with its creator, David Scott. It’s got some cool glimpses of what goes on behind-the-scenes in creating these videos.

[I]t’s not just a matter of replacing the lyrics, but also managing to uphold and mimic the inflection and context of the original lyrics, matching up how they’re being presented. This creates a kind of authenticity of the satire because it correlates with the “cognitive memory” of the original.

Check out the entire interview here. But first check out Scott’s latest [freaking hilarious] literal video, Air Supply’s Making Love Out Of Nothing At All.

“When I was a kid, we didn’t HAVE cell phones…and we LIKED it that way!!”

 I SO do not want a Blackberry or an iPhone. I have a cell phone, but only my family has that number and they’re under STRICT orders to call me only when it’s an emergency ( “kid is bleeding” “pick up some eggs” etc) and to NEVER give out the number to anyone else.

I can’t stand the thought of everyone I know – or worse, people I don’t know – being able to contact me when I’m shopping or at the movies or … where ever. Call me at home and leave a message, like in the good old days! I promise I’ll call you back.

SO many people come up to the counter, talking on their cellphone, and expect me to wait on them at the same time. I HATE THAT! I ignore them until they’re done with their call. Yes I do.

And don’t even talk to me about APPS. Argh!!!! If I wanna read an ebook or update my Twitter page or harvest some veggies on my Facebook Farm Town, I’ll do it when I get home like a civilized person. And so should you.

Seriously. Put down the damned phone. Do it now.