I know nothing about football, except that – because I live in New England, and because Tom Brady is hot – I’m supposed to root for the Patriots. That doesn’t stop me from making a Superbowl prediction every year. This year, like all years the Patriots aren’t playing, I’ll make my decision based on which uniform I like best.
This year’s choice is a difficult one. I mean, both of these team’s uniforms suck big fat eggs. Seriously. Just look:
Still, I have to choose, so here goes.