Last week, the store got a cardboard display of “magic gloves” and hats and other cold-weather accoutrements. This is the company’s logo:

Now, try to imagine that, two feet tall, on the back of the display. (Yes, my boss covered it.)
Since we’ve already delved into junior high school territory, here’s some additional selling points:

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R. J. Keller is the author of Waiting For Spring. An avid independent movie enthusiast, she was Managing Editor of The Movie Fanatic website and created episodes of the writer-centric YouTube series, Inside The Writers' Studio, with author Kristen Tsetsi. She co-hosted Book Chatter with Stacey Cochran from 2011-2014. She lives in Central Maine with her family, where she enjoys gardening, collecting geeky memorabilia, and watching other people cook.
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My, my…how very cheeky. Or does this actually cross the line into naughty?
You know, I’m so innocent that i wouldn’t have noticed anything untoward about that display!
Do you believe me?
*snort*
Whoever designed that sign must have been one innocent young starry eyed graphic artist.
Ha! Magic gloves, indeed.
I don’t get it?