Last week, the store got a cardboard display of “magic gloves” and hats and other cold-weather accoutrements. This is the company’s logo:
Now, try to imagine that, two feet tall, on the back of the display. (Yes, my boss covered it.)
Since we’ve already delved into junior high school territory, here’s some additional selling points:
R.J. Keller 
My, my…how very cheeky. Or does this actually cross the line into naughty?
You know, I’m so innocent that i wouldn’t have noticed anything untoward about that display!
Do you believe me?
*snort*
Whoever designed that sign must have been one innocent young starry eyed graphic artist.
Ha! Magic gloves, indeed.
I don’t get it?