I’m trying to be excited. Really. Truly. It’s hard, though, knowing there will be no hotness this year. Again.
But. Life goes on and so does the Superbowl. Even without the hotness. And so I will attempt to make my:
Annual Superbowl Prediction.
It won’t be easy and this is why:
1. I know nothing about football. Except that Tom Brady is hot.
2. My second tried and true ‘who should I root for and therefore predict as the victor’ method is usually to pick the best looking uniform. Well, both the Colts uniforms and Da Bears uniforms suck big fat eggs. Butt ugly. The Colts have a slight–very slight–advantage in that their ugly blue isn’t as ugly as Da Bears’ ugly blue.
3. I know that–as a Pats fan–I’m supposed to hate Peyton Manning. But I don’t. Mostly because “Peyton” is a cool name.
However. I have decided to root for Da Bears and this is why:
I think it’s fun to say “Da Bears” just like the dudes on SNL. And so:
Or something like that.