I’ve been to see the doctor today. Turns out I’ve got a sinus infection and bronchitis. I was kinda hoping it was swine flu. This is the conversation I imagined having with my boss.
ME: So…I won’t be into work for a week or so.
ME: Swine flu.
BOSS: Really. Swine flu. In that case, take a month off. With pay.
Instead it went more like this:
BOSS: Sinus infection and bronchitis. That’s not contagious, right?
BOSS: And they gave you antibiotics for it, right?
BOSS: Good. See ya bright and early in the morning.