I’m reading Code of the Woosters again. P.G. Wodehouse was a genius. If you haven’t read any of his stuff, then get started on it. Right now.

Scientists recently grew a rat heart in a jar. It started beating and everything. There are so many one-liners bouncing around in my brain about this that I don’t know where to begin. Please feel free to leave yours in the comments section. I’d really appreciate it.

People need to stop using the term “baby mama.”

That goes double for “bling.”

“Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.”